You might be a homeschooler if . . .

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You come to school in your pajamas.

Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.

Your stacks of books to check out are taller than the librarian.

Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.

Your school bus is a nine passenger van.

You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can start school.

Your mother tells the check-out lady at Wal-Mart, “We're on a field trip”.

You social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine Monk.

The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.

Everyone else in the world is referred to as “non-homies”.

The word “homework” sounds like a foreign language.

You have bookshelves in every room of the house, but you always seem to need more.

You can outsmart your parents.

Your family can form it's own orchestra or choir.

You grade your own homework.

Your yearbook doubles as your baby book.

A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school.

You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.

You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.

Health class consists of eating breakfast.

You have to decide what year you want to graduate.

You are always late, but just call it “homeschool time”.

You can remember nearly every day you went to public school.

You teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.

You get to school and your teacher asks if you've done all your chores.

Your family does not own a TV.

You are firmly convinced that high school causes brain damage.

You have more siblings than sweaters.

Your favorite author is Jane Austen.

You taunt high schooled friends during finals week.

You spend more than two hours each day reading and writing . . . voluntarily.

You regularly utilize words such as: malingering, tedious, and indubitably.

Your teacher frequently takes naps during class.

You have no clue what cafeteria food tastes like.

Your parents spend more money for schoolbooks than they do for school clothes.

You do schoolwork on your bed.

You frequently takes breaks to change diapers, make meals, and clean up after the other students.

You've never forgotten your locker combination.

[A note: I recognize that this list does not apply to all homeschool families, just laugh and enjoy the joke - I thought it was pretty creative. Oh, and I did not come up with this whole thing, I found various segments on the Internet, added a few of my own, and compiled them into one big list]