Silly Saturday | Jokes From My Husband

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I was originally going to have today's post be a list of Christmas-related jokes I found online, but why settle for old jokes when you have a husband who can make new ones on the spot? ;) So, I solicited Patrick's help, and he reluctantly sent me a list of his own Christmas humor.
We were supposed to have a White Christmas, but, go figure, the snow turned out to be flakes.     Who was the first woman to celebrate Christmas?
Christmas Eve.    

What do you call a reptile in the winter?

Dead.

#antijoke

"Ok, ok . . . :D Real version ;)"

What do you call a reptile in the winter?

A blizzard.

What do you call a Christmas present that you opened yesterday?

A Christmas past.

What are the coolest hairstyles ever?

Afroze.    

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